Okay, Apostolic Gnosis lovers, what we APPEAR to have here is Phillip Garver, Archeveque of L'Eglise du Pleromae, and L' Eglise Gnostique Catholique Apostolique, Diocese of the Midwest, receiving a dubbing (acolade) by a bishop in Belgium. Looks innocent enough, right?
(CUE SPOOKY ASS MUZAK)
HELL TO THE EF TO THE NO!
(you know he has a weird pair of Satan's secret chaps on, right?)
KNOWWHUTAHMEAN? Knows him well enough to receive lineages and a high position in the FARC (Elder Brothers of the Rose Croix Knighthood, Grand Master of North and South America).
Is ol' Phil Garver a Knight In Satan's Service? Or does he just play the xylophone?
Msgr. Garver, what are we going to do with you? Uh, no. Burning you at the stake will just stink up the neighborhood, which is why people stopped burning crap ages ago. And I wouldn't want to waste the match or the lighter fluid any way. A bright sunny day and a magnifying glass and some Everclear, and I'd consider that as a possible solution. Is Coster a bad guy? I don't know. I don't tend to chill with devil worshippers, and really, who am I to judge? All I know is I don't trust his taste - in capes, t - shirts or associates. Oh it's not lycanthorpy when you get a bat's head, is it?
Remember, my little gnitwits, when TAU VINCENT II of L'Eglise Gnostique Catholique Apostolique, drags your soul into the underdark to meet this guy, don't you DARE say "That ol' Jack Chance didn't even warn me"
L8tr




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